Gabbar and Sambha

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: :: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Sambha: : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabbar: : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do