Discoe

Just converted a static xml to a db so that things can be added to and removed easily for Discoe.
Now instead of adding data to individual xml files, data can be directly input into the mysql database and a php file generates xml output from the values in the db.
The Flash application “Design it your [...]

Baniya Jokes

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
Baniya 14th floor [...]

Gabbar and Sambha

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: :: To phir dono ek saath kyun [...]

Answer to life, the universe and everything

Its strange how Google works.
Put the exact phrase
“Answer to life, the universe and everything”
with or without the ‘,’ and hit search on Google
You will get an astonishing result from Google calculator…
42
According to “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, a science fiction comedy by Douglas Adams:
A group of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings demand to learn the Answer to [...]

Fight for kiss

lol daddy and baby fight to get kissed by mum