Gandhism:
You have two cows. But you drink goat’s milk.
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Indiraism:
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows..
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Lalooism:
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
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Rajnikantism:
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your
mouth.
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Rajivism:
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful [...]

Some side-effects of working in offices these days. Shared by people who
have done it. Am sure we must have also done something similar some
time…so enjoy
During these years in this s/w industry, I have hardly touched a pen. A few
days ago, when I had to write on a paper, to go to the next [...]

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
Baniya 14th floor [...]

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: :: To phir dono ek saath kyun [...]

Its strange how Google works.
Put the exact phrase
“Answer to life, the universe and everything”
with or without the ‘,’ and hit search on Google
You will get an astonishing result from Google calculator…
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According to “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, a science fiction comedy by Douglas Adams:
A group of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings demand to learn the Answer to [...]