Gandhism:
You have two cows. But you drink goat’s milk.
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Indiraism:
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows..
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Lalooism:
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
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Rajnikantism:
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your
mouth.
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Rajivism:
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful [...]

Some side-effects of working in offices these days. Shared by people who
have done it. Am sure we must have also done something similar some
time…so enjoy
During these years in this s/w industry, I have hardly touched a pen. A few
days ago, when I had to write on a paper, to go to the next [...]

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: :: To phir dono ek saath kyun [...]